Erap and the Laptop

Exec Sec Zamora: Sir, puwede bang palitan 'tong laptop ko?
Erap: Bakit?
Zamora: Masyadong mabigat, eh!
Erap: Ba't di ka mag-delete ng files para gumaan?


Another Erap Joke:
Why did Erap shot his wife when he bought a house?
Because the contract reads: "Execute all 3 copies together withyour wife..."

And still another one:
Erap to Loi: Wow ang bango mo ngayon ah! Ano'ng gamit mong pabango?
Loi: Secret!!!
Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?

Thanks Gigi

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