Sign sa harap ng isang botique sa Quirino hi-way:
NO PARKING FOR CUSTOMERS, ONLY. (hindi raw pwedeng mag-park ang mga customers!)

Ad sa isang local newspaper sa Baguio:
HOUSE FOR RENT: 2 Bedrooms WITH BEDS

Sign sa isang tindahan along Rizal Ave.:
WE BUY GIFT CHECKS AND ALL KINDS

Common Qualification sa mga Help Wanted Ads sa mga dyaryo natin:
QUALIFICATIONS:
COLLEGE DEGREE PREFERRED BUT NOT REQUIRED

Vandalism sa bus:
BOY AND MARCY...... THAT'S ARE FRIENDS!

Sign sa Novaliches:
"EDUCATION IS NOTHING WITHOUT MEANING"
(ano daw?)

Creative Filipino Business names:
MASTERVISION (video rental shop)
PETAL ATTRACTION (flower shop)
INTERNATIONAL FUNERAL HOMES (kailangan kaya ng visa dito?)
LUNAS SIKMURA (a last-resort restaurant)
STD (if it's car parts, hardware, or disease, we're not sure)
Le Cheng Tea House (Was the owner in a bad mood when it was named?)
DETH'S Eatery (eat and you die!)