More Gary Lising Jokes


These jokes are from Gary Lising's "Potpourri".

Ruffa Gutierrez vehemently denied the internet nude photo of herself. She has assigned an internet expert to examine the photograph. She is right. Findings showed that the face is Ruffa's, but the body is that of Edu Manzano.

Q1: What is the planet named after a part of your body?
Ans: Uranus
Q2: Who is the older brother of Julius Caesar?

People have been asking me (Gary) where I inherited my journalistic abilities. Well, my great, great grandfather was also a writer. He wrote "Florante and Laura". Unfortunately, they did not write him back.

Thanks Angel!