Erap Headlines
Now is a good time to set up an airline company to pick up the slack from PAL. I heard Joseph Estrada will try it and name the new company ERAPLANO.
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HEADLINES:
July 1 is the first day of office of President Erap. And starting from
this date, telling erap jokes will be considered a crime. However, live
performances will be available everyday in Malacanang.
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One day ERAP is entering Malacanang.
GUARD: Sir, ID ninyo ho ?
ERAP shows his ID and said " Eto O !!"
GUARD: Sir, I-Pin ninyo ho.
ERAP smiles and shows his TEETH. he he he
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Cardinal Sin is accepting ERAP to be the new president because he found
ERAP very close to the Lord. Gambling Lord, Drug Lord, Carnapping Lord
etc....
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Erap is a little bit confused on what surname to use. Estrada or
Ejercito so he asked his presidential advisers. and they all suggested "
Sir, toss coin na lang ". and Erap happily agreed. He now told everyone
to start calling him President Joseph Tosscoin.
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Reporter asking President Erap ?
Sir, it is clear that Senator Gloria Macapagal will be your Vice
President. what are your plans for her ?
ERAP: Nothing, because I don't get involved with married women.
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Latest on Presidente Erap. By the way, rumors are going on that Erap will
soon change RP (Republika ng Pilipinas) to RPP (Republika ng Pelikulang
Pilipino).
