What to say when you invite the Van Gogh family out .................. Let's Gogh
Vincent Van Gogh had a real large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known ones....
The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia......................U. Gogh
The sister who wore a mini skirt and like to dance in bars...Go Gogh
The real obnoxious brother...................................Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes...................................Gotta Gogh
The uncle who worked at a convenience store..................Stop N Gogh
His dizzy aunt...............................................Verti Gogh
The cousin who moved to Illinois.............................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle...........................................WherediddyGogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico...............................Amee Gogh
Nephew that drove a stage coach..............................Wells Far Gogh
Uncle who was constipated....................................Can't Gogh
Aunt who was a good dancer...................................Tan Gogh
Also, did you know that he had some relatives who migrated to the Philippines?
Cousin fond of sardines......................................Lee Gogh
Youngest great-great-great granddaughter.....................Bah Gogh
Niece often alienated and disfunctional......................Naniniba Gogh
The one who slipped through immigrations.....................Tagoh Ng TahGogh
The one who doesn't get these jokes..........................Gah Gogh
The uncle who loved to drink.................................La Singh Gogh
In-law who is part of the mafia..............................Vinny Lang Gogh
Aunt who didn't believe in showers...........................Dina Lee Li Gogh
Aunt who produced violent films..............................Puru Du Gogh
Cousin who works at the Manila Zoo...........................Chung Gogh
The Van Gogh Family in the Philippines.
Granduncle who was tortured during World War II............ Lahti Gogh
A cousin who's a cuckold (nangangaliwa ang asawa,ba............. Gina Ga Gogh
The dermatologist cousin ............... Dr Kuh Lou Gogh
The olympian athlete niece ................ Reddy Ghetzet Gogh
The absconding uncle from Spain ................Juan Tootree Gogh
The cousin who sells sweepstakes tickets................ Vino Bolah Salin Gogh
The uncle who works at the Sta Ana race tracks............... Deer Dee Gogh
The gourmet uncle from Hawaii ................Haluhalu Widsa Gogh
The uncle left by wife ................ Pleez Don Gogh
The wife who left uncle ................ Ivana Gogh
The map specialist uncle ................. Ver Doo Vee Gogh
Niece who everyone was ashamed of ................ Tina Gogh
Vegetarian uncle ................ Mung Gogh
Cousin afflicted with the same disease as Michael Jackson................ Vittie Lai Gogh
Rich uncle who owns a chain of fast food restaurants.................. Forheer Ortoo Gogh
Smelly uncle ....................Ahyaw Malee Gogh
The ophthalmologist uncle....................Rory Gogh
The cousin who always leads a coup ................... Gring Gogh
The cousin who does not have a girl kasi palaging busted .................... Bi Gogh
The Van Gogh favorite Pinoy Talk show .................... Showbiz Lin Gogh
The favorite fish .................... Besu Gogh
The cousin who lives in Muntinlupa ....................Bilang Gogh
The cousin in the Philippine cabinet ..................Lina Li Gogh
The mabango cousin ................... Li Gogh Nang Li Gogh
The mabaho cousin ...................Dehins Li Gogh
The cousin who is always out on weekends ..................Go Na Gogh
Van Gogh's provincial cousin ...................Ilong Gogh
Bar-room toughie cousin ..................Beer Duh Gogh
Accident prone uncle .................. Gaka Bung Gogh
Nose bleeder uncle ...................Pala Sung Gogh
Those who don't get this joke after reading for the second time ............... Mas Ga Gogh
Those who don't get it at all ..................Pinaka Ga Gogh
Those who find this corny .................Gogh away