Erap Makes A Wish, Etc.

Erap shows a map of the Philippines to a genie and wishes that all the islands be connected by fly-overs.

Genie: I'm not that good. Make another wish!

Erap: Okay. Make me intelligent!

Genie: Can i see the map again?

Erap and Loi were on an African safari when a huge lion sprang out of nowhere and drag Loi with its jaws.

Loi: shoot, shoot!

Erap: I can't. I've run out of film!!

Erap went to France to watch the world cup. He was toured around by a French official. "Mr. President, this is Joan of Arc. Do you know her?"

Erap: Of course. She's Noah's wife.

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