It's time to face the truth (whether we like it or not). Erapism is in the air.
If & when proclaimed, everyone must know an Erap joke or two.

NEW ERAP ON SOPDRINKS
Tanong: Ilan litres meron ang Coke 2000?
Erap: Apat!
Tanong: Ha????
Erap: LITRE C, LITRE O, LITRE K, LITRE E!! 'anga!
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NEW An ASAP ERAP Joke:
Boboy : Problema ng taong bayan kung anong itatawag kay Erap. . .
. . . .Pres. Estrada o Pres. Ejercito.
John: Basta ako alam ko na kung ano ang itatawag ko sa kanya.
Boboy: Ano yon?
John: (Sabay ngiti at kaway sa camera with feelings) Titooooo. . .

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People say...

Alfredo Lim is half-Filipino, half-Chinese.
Manoling Morato is half-Filipino, half-Filipina.
Erap is half-Filipino, half-Alcohol.

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First thing Erap will change is the name of Malacanang Palace to White Castle.

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Ramos: Erap, why do you cry while eating Chippy?
And why do you shed your tears on the wrapper?
Erap: Because it says here on top "Tear here"

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During a press conference on morality...
Reporter: Sir, how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Erap: 16 !!!
Reporter: Why???
Erap: Because the priest says:
Four richer, four poorer, four better, four worse.
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One particular day many years ago, Erap's wife was having labor
pains.
Erap panicked so he called their doctor.
Erap: Hello, doc. My wife is in labor!
Doc: Is she in a lot of pain?
Erap: Yes, doc!
Doc: Is this the first baby?
Erap: No, doc. This is Erap!

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