Medical School and Space Exploration
Little is known of the fact that Erap once applied at a Med School. Listed below are the results of his entrance test dug up from some ancient archives.
ANTIBODY: against everyone
ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her
COMA: a punctuation mark
CONGENITAL: friendly
CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
D & C: where Washington is
DILATE: to live longer
ENEMA: not a friend
ER: the things on your head that you hear with
FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
GENES: blue denim slacks
HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
PROTEIN: in favor of young people
RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
RHEUMATIC: amorous
SECRETION: hiding anything
TABLET: a small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
TIBIA: country in North Africa
TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
TUMOR: an extra pair
URINE: opposite of "you're out"
VARICOSE: very close
VEIN: conceited
Would you have Erap as your doctor?
Space Exploration
Our Philippine president attended the United Nations' Meeting. All nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2000. Here are some of the conversations:
China Delegate: "By the year 2000, China will start their moon exploration project. "
Russian Delegate: " We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."
Bill Clinton: " We the United States will also explore the moon for the second time."
Philippine President: " By the year 2000, the Philippines will explore the sun."
There was a long silence, Bill Clinton stood up and asked the Philippine President: " Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"
Philippine President: ( after a long silence replied: " We will do it in the evening."
