Teacher: Erap, all your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Erap: Oral.

Fax from Malacanang

A: I just got a fax from Malacanang and it's even Erap himself who sent it.
B: How can you be so sure it was him
A: Look here: There's a stamp on it...

Six or Eight

Erap calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?
Erap: Six, I don't think I could eat eight.

Potato

Erap was out dining in a restaurant when they overheard some people at another table order some potatoes and some mashed potatoes. One of Erap's dinner guests asked Erap, "What's the difference between a potatoe and a mashed potato?"

Erap pointed to the skin on his wrist, " Ito, puti 'to." He then pointed to his white shirt and said, " Ito, mas puti 'to."

Thanks Pamby