Some practical Chinese phrases:
Ai Bang Mai Nee- I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tuh Fat-You need a face lift
Dum Gai- A stupid person
Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you're harboring a fugitive
Kum Hia- Approach me
Lao Zi - Not very good
Lin Ching- An illegal execution
Neewang Kai Ko- I need to put on weight
Shai Gai - A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be- A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse
Ten Ding Bah - Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung- A person with TB
Wah Shing Kah - Car wash
Wai Soh Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting - There is no reason to raise your voice
Wah Lah Na- That's all folks!