Erap News
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At last, Erap has come to his senses! What a powerhouse Advisory body!
NEWS: PRESIDENT ESTRADA APPOINTS ROCO, DE VILLA and SANTIAGO AS CHIEF ADVISERS.
The President Elect, Mr. Joseph Estrada, has confirmed appointment of ROCO, DE VILLA and SANTIAGO. The President - elect immediately designated the three(3) to the most sensitive positions as advisers. Inside sources disclosed that the President - elect held a close door meeting prior to announcement of their appointments. Let us all be glad that these three (3) will help run the government.
Mabuhay sa kanilang tatlo: MR. BEMBOL ROCO, MR. NESTOR DE VILLA AT MR. RANDY SANTIAGO.
(har-har-har)
Nakipagkita ang Diyos sa tatlong world leaders: kay Clinton, kay Yeltsin at kay ERAP. Wika ng Diyos sa kanila, "Kayong tatlo ay pwedeng maglahad sa akin ng isang katanungan at tiyak na aking sasagutin. "
First came Clinton: "God, when will the special prosecutor, Kenneth Star, finish his investigation so that I can eventually clear my name."
And God immediately replied: "By the Year 2015."
And Clinton broke down and cried. Nagulat ang Diyos and asked: "Why do you cry, my son?"
To which Clinton replied: "Because I will no longer be around when that happens which means I will go down in history as the US President who had a sex scandal ridden administration!" And Clinton faded away.
Second came Yeltzin: "God, when will the Russian economy finally take off?"
To which God replied: "By the Year 2020."
And Yeltzin broke down and cried. Nagulat ulit ang Diyos and asked: "Why do you cry, my son?"
To which Yeltzin replied: "Because I will no longer be around when that happens - so I will never see Russia's economy prosper and stabilize." And Yeltzin faded away.
Finally came ERAP: "Diyos ko, ito lang naman ang tanong ko... When do you think will I ever be accepted by the Filipino intellectuals and society's elite and be considered by them as a competent leader?"
At which point, God broke down and cried... Biglang nagulat tuloy si ERAP!
Nagtatakang nagtanong si ERAP: "Diyos ko, bakit naman ikaw ang umiiyak?"
To which God answered: "Kasi, when that happens, I will no longer be around..."
O, di ba?
