Erap is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well. His pants, socks and watch follow suit. The nurse, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Miss, I am only following the instructions," he says, "it says here, "Answer the following questions in brief'."

The doctor told Erap that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Erap called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."

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