Erap in Grade 3
On the first day of Grade 3, Erap's math teacher asked the students to count to 50. Many of them did very well, some getting as high as 37. But Erap did extremely well; he made it to 100 with only 3 mistakes. At home he told his Dad how well he had done. Dad told him, "That's because you're an Estrada, son."
The next day, in English class, the teacher asked students to recite the alphabet. Some made it to the letter "K" with only one mistake but Erap outdid them again. He made it all the way through, missing only the letter "M". That evening he once again brought his Dad up to date and Dad explained to him, "That's because you're an Estrada, son."
The next day, the boys were dressing up after Physical Education. Erap noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed". This confused him. That night, he asked his Dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm an Estrada?"
"No, son," explained Dad, "that's because you're 18!"
